McCormick," said Danny and stepped aside for the woman."I should be very angry with you, young man," said Mrs. McCormick when she sat down on the livi...g room couch."Why is that, Mrs. McCormick?" As if I didn't know thought Danny."You seduced my daughter, Devon. That's why I should be angry with you," said the girl's mother. "She's only 14 years old, you know."Danny gasped and acted completely abashed at being found out. "I-I'm sorry, Mrs. McCormick. You're right. I did take advantage of Devon. I guess everyone knows I swing both ways.”Devers nodded.“I came back with something like maybe he’d get lucky when pigs like him could fly.”Devers winced. I sighed again.“The minute I said it I knew it was a mistake, and had a feeling it would come back to bite me in the butt. I guess it was Haddy’s butt got bit instead. I feel really bad about that.”“Did Hadiya say anything at the time?”“Oh. Yeah. She called him an asshole. I guess that’s my fault, too. She didn’t even know that word before. “I can't believe you talked us into this.”“I told you we should have stayed with Saul as leader.” Vivian, Brian's thin redheaded gender studies girlfriend, Sandra's roommate, and Eaubonne the Druid, slaps her boyfriend on the shoulder.For his part, Saul, your best friend, playing the fallen Ranger Michael Dupré, ignores the drama while carefully studying the map.Holding up the module, called “City State of the Mad Overlord”, you gleefully announce with all the sadism that only a Dungeon Master. .. but not yet, Michael. Not yet." Why, baby?" Well, Michael... here I stand, with just my lace stockings on... but you are fully clothed. That's not fair, Michael. You need to get more comfortable. Take off your shirt... and don't be so shy, come dance with me."As I quickly struggled to get out of my shirt, Helen spun away, all the way to the other side of the room, swaying provocatively to the beat. I removed the shirt and danced over to her.Helen danced closely to me now, still maintaining.