The mechanics corrects the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.Never let it b... said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.S: Almost. As he strutted towards me, I could almost hear the drums and fifes he must have heard in his mind. When he was about a yard from me, he stopped and put his fists on his hips. His head was tilted back, and with a sneer, on his lips, he looked me up and down.Nothing was said.A minute passed, and still, nothing was said.When a second minute passed, he lost patience, “Well?” He loudly proclaimed.“Well, what? It’s your credit bub, what do you want?”“I am Percival B. Fitzhume. I represent the. Storm clouds formed inside my living room.“I did state that I wasn’t planning on stopping teaming with you three.”“Are you going to run with both them and us? What if they betray you or you get hurt?”“They have a Healer too. I’m not sure how good he is, but even a low grade Healer should be enough to keep me from dying.”“What about them betraying you if you get something good?”“They sound like professionals. Think about it, regardless of how good something is, in deeper levels, there will. Looking closer Nikki said its Patrick from the restraunt. It was Patrick and the Domme Mistress Lisa pierced his nipples with needles, bent him over the spanking bench and whipped his ass and finished with a huge dildo in his asshole. When it was Nikkis turn they got on stage and to said "strip bitch" now face the audience and tell them why you are being punished. When we were at the hotel my Master ordered me to get on my hands and knees and I disobeyed kneeled with my head on the bed not on.