'Did it hurt?You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year, 'This one is compliments of John & Beryl:FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC...Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: ...esWoman:How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 draft Bock beersWoman:How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary!)Woman:And how long have you been drinking?Man:About 20 years, I supposeWoman:So a Bock beer costs $5 and you have 3 Bock beers a day which puts your spending each month at. After a thump that sounded like someone falling on the floor I heard her sniffling as she shuffled to the kitchen."Bitch, clean your face off. I don't like sniveling cunts. Be looking good when you get back here! You're not dealing with that wuss husband you live with now," came the male voice.My naked Alice walked into the kitchen, snapping on the light. She was rubbing her breast where a large red splotch stood out. It looked like someone had hit her there. Picking up the wine she looked at. Clearly I was going to be the center ofattention. Who knows what humiliating presents were in store for me...what ridiculous games I was going to be expected to undertake. No doubtmy pictures would be online by the end of this, and I would be lockedinto this role. I drifted off to sleep, having confused dreams of cameraflashes, people singing, kissing games, loads of cosmetics, makeovers,and the lot...When I woke up I was being untied by James and Helen, and there were noless then six. But I think most people would have a challenging time with what happened to me, and, well, I did, too. I didn’t see the point in talking about these things with journalists anymore, so I stopped.’ I looked at the MP3 recorder to make sure it was working properly, and opened my notebook to where I had been outlining interview topics to cover. ‘Can you say in your own words, where are we? What is this place here on this mountain in rural Japan?’ Zerzinski paused again. He was clearly a bit.