Maybe I'm looking at things through rose-colored glasses, but my gut feeling is that having sex with his mother could make him into a new man, just li...e it did for you."Alan said brightly, "Yeah! I could believe it, for sure! Aunt Suzy, you don't know the deal. Incest is AMAAAAZING! Actually, I'm sure that in most cases it sucks, 'cos it's usually bad stuff like a creepy parent forcing his or her way on an unwilling child. But where it's a mutual feeling, bathed in love, like what happened to. I thought Renée had been forward the night before, but by comparison she had paced herself.Erin surprised me more as she began pulling at my pants. By some freakish luck, I got the key into the keyhole and the door opened. Erin didn't let me go and I had to pick her up and carry her inside. She was so revved up she wasn't thinking. Her legs wrapped around me and her arms held onto my neck. I could have probably carried her by our lip-lock alone, but the added support helped.I found the light. “So even though it is Wednesday, every day is a Saturday for me now.”“Oh no. I’m so sorry to hear that. What did you get fired for?”“A culmination of things,” I replied slightly slurring my words. The reality was I had been stealing money from two registers nearly daily and finally got caught. I had no intention of telling her that though.“Getting drunk at work. Talking back to my boss. Sucking a customer in the parking lot after work.”“Hold on. What?”“What do you mean?”“You said you sucked. Anik didn’t even recognize Padma from her aborted earlier presentation, but she sure pretended to be an admirer of his! After Anik placed the DVD into the player and settled back to enjoy his film, he made the mistake of offering to share his popcorn with the gorgeous visiting employee. Padma accepted Anik’s offer, claiming she liked it “buttery.” So buttery, in fact, that after a few mouthfuls her hand was coated with grease! When Anik admitted that he didn’t bring any napkins, Padma offered.