" You DID WHAT? You humped my mother's leg?" Well, more her thigh, really." I would say that I can't really believe it, but knowing you, I can't say t...at. For one reason, you've been thinking nasty thoughts about my Mom ever since you discovered how good you could make your pussy feel. For another, when you get horny, your common sense got out the window." And aren't you glad?" Most of the time, but my Mom? What did she do?" Nothing! She didn't even say anything, she just sat there with her. But it seemed like the best decision given the extremely strained circumstances.I made the decision to go to a strip club. Not the enlightened thing to do for a liberal man like myself, but I knew that it would solve some of my pent up sexual tension. I took my time; made lunch; did some necessary chores; and finally did some searching on the computer. After finding the information I was looking for online, I packed an overnight bag, got in the car, entered the address in my GPS, and took. That damn lace on the chest was just under my boobies! SHIT and TWELVE CRAPS! She did the buttons up in the back and then tied the lace thing in a big bow at my back!My Aunt went to the door and opened it calling Sue and Cindy. Not only did Sue and Cindy come in but four other stewardesses! I wasn't done yet, that's what Cindy said. What else could they do to me?Cindy led me over to a sink and started washing my face with this creamy stuff. She even cleaned off my lips with this junk. It tasted. .. they would let me wear my good shoes as long as they were freshly polished. I dropped them off at the mall’s shoeshine stand to have a professional job done.When Rose was done with me, I went to QuickCuts and got my hair trimmed. The gal who cut my hair talked nonstop and wanted to know all about my date tonight, where I was going, and who I was taking. When I told her that I actually had five dates for a big party tonight she almost shaved my head.Accidentally, of course.Instead, she called.