Every time a girl had a problem it seemed like they looked me up. I think I hit the ‘too good of a friend to fuck’ record my junior year. Guess it...was all the time with just me and mom’. It was Amy’s turn to stare. ‘You mean you didn’t.’ she started, her words trailing off. ‘Nope, nary a sniff. Guess that might have been considered sleeping with a girlfriend, but seriously, I could say I wished it was different, but I think I got the best out of it. I had almost every girl’s phone number and. Once he took it off, his cock sprang free and I immediately noticed not just his size, but how thick he was. He was probably about 8 inches long and very thick. He continued swaying his hips, slowly inching his way closer and closer to me as I sat on the couch. It wasn't long before his cock was bouncing around in front of my face.He danced with his cock in my face for a little bit as I looked around to see what everybody else was doing and realized that they were all busy. I don't know what. Evidently, not all theocracies were created equal. That thought made me smirk, even as Sarah and Ted did for reasons of their own.“I do,” Ted lit a cigarette just as he formally surrendered any pretense of his manly freedom to his newlywed wife.“Do you, Sarah, take this man, Ted, to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, to love, cherish, and guide, for better or worse, for rich or for poor, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?” I. I haven’t seen this beautiful body of yours for months. I want to see it again right now.”He pulled the blouse down off her shoulders and slid it down over her arms. He tossed it aside. Then he reached behind her and unfastened her bra clasp – one handed as always – pulling it off and dropping it on top of her discarded top. He undid the button at the waistband of her shorts, unzipped them, and pulled them down to her ankles. He squatted, his face at the level of her crotch, and removed her.