We enjoy telling pilot stories about the good old days. “Oh my God, then there was time when…..The difference was I had flown in combat and he had...not. He told me how much he admired me for this. That I had seen tracers coming from the ground at my aircraft and he had not. That I faced death by hostile fire and he had not. He went so far as to say that I am his hero. Hey, his words not mine, I’m just telling the story. This set off my gaydar which had already been getting hits. In one. Boardies, refers to board shorts, what I often call dork shorts. Bogan, I feel like is an Australian slang word which I don’t think I’ve heard else where in the world. It will take a little more explaining but here is the online dictionaries attempt:bo·gan/?b??(?)n/nounINFORMAL•DEROGATORYan uncouth or unsophisticated person regarded as being of low social status.“boardies are for bogans”Yesterday, was Easter Monday and was a lot quieter than in usual years of course. I always have work to do so. A moment later I heard one of his massive sliding glass doors open.“Hello?” he said. I looked around, trying to think of an escape plan. “Is anybody out here?”A series of ripples displacing the water from when I dove no doubt looked suspicious. I glanced over to where I had dove into the pool and saw that though my dive was pretty good, I splashed water onto the pool deck that he easily could have seen.“Rufus, did you sneak in again?” he asked in good humor. I heard his dress shoes clicking on. My appearance at the center of the group elicited a short “Eek!” of surprise from Charlotte, who made an instinctive and half-assed attempt to cover herself with her hands. One of the women called out, “What are you doing in here, Dennis?!”“Like you guys, I’m here to spruce-up before dinner,” I said.“Well, come on in,” Charlotte beckoned to me as she regained her composure.She was by far the tallest woman in the colony and towered over me by six inches or more. I measured in at five feet,.