He was still very much confused what to do with PBear. The man was a perv, he concluded. But PBear had been a great help to him at the same time, and ...eemed like a nice guy all around. There was something else too... In William's mental battlefield, reckless pride was transforming into vanity and wiping out all else. It subdued embarrassment, doubt and any moral uncertainties. This man wanted to see him naked. This man thinks that he, William, was good-looking. Though PBear could be a perv, the. “I’ve already had 5 satisfied customers this morning, and it’s only 11:30am”. “Good good” the man replies. “Well, go and wash yer hands then - I only want a ham sandwich”.Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said “My wife is so dumb, yesterday she dragged home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain’t even got electricity!” The second hillbilly said “My wife is stupider than yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain’t even got runnin’ water!” The. Ed agreed to stay in the barn while Jim was there. He showed up right on time, and I was pleased to see that he was as nervous as I was. We made small talk for a few minutes.Then I said, “This is really embarrassing for me, Jim, but I guess we should get started. I’m willing to at least try it one time, and we can see how it goes from there. I’ll sit on the couch and you can lean across my lap. When it feels like you’re half done, you can shift to the other side.”I was wearing a loose t-shirt. The ball finished around midnight and the two of them made their way back to the hotel where they had a couple of drinks at the hotel bar before going up to the room. Once inside they raided the mini bar and sat around talking. Olivia asked Mrs O plenty of questions about me and what we liked to do and eventually the conversation got around to sex. Olivia asked if she'd ever told me about what they used to get up to and was surprised to hear that she had never mentioned it. Mrs O admitted to.