. Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight at...endant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"From the back of the plane, a passenger yelled"For the love of God, you should see the back of mine!"This one is compliments of AnonymousA married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the. The smallest he'd ever seen. True to Jane's character, she laid her hand on his, his arm, and his knee while talking. He chose to just listen to what she was saying.Two drinks made Jane tipsy. By the time they landed, she was feeling no pain. She found everything he said to be funny. He wondered if he told her his parents were dead, which they were not, if she would laugh at that. The cab ride to the downtown Sheraton was an adventure. She told him how horrible the city was and that she grew up. " There is no need to be embarrassed. Your fall was quite graceful actually. And besides, it's not like you are the first to ever fall while skiing."We sat by the fireplace, drinking hit chocolate and telling stories of our own ski adventures and misadventures. As we warmed up from the fire, she removed her parka and sticking cap. I stopped talking in mid sentence. Have no idea what I was even saying, something trivial I'm sure. From her cap fell shoulder length hair the color of chestnuts. As. ? Myhair had been styled and in the curls pink ribbons were tied.? I wore pink lace corset, fluorescent pinksatin panties and bright pink silk stockings.?Black stiletto heels were locked on my feet; bright pink lipsticksparkled on my lips.? A pink collar wasfastened around my neck and the chain leash dangled over my pantied coveredass.? Mistress Patricia then chained mywrists to rings that were secured in the ceiling of our newly designeddungeon.? My legs were spread apart andanchored to the.