It's been way too long since you last went eating out with your friend Amy. The choice was easy: you met up at the same restaurant you had been to on ...any occasions back when you were still in high school. Now, with both of you going to different universities, it's actually been quite a long time since you last went here.The waitress walks by with the menu, but you already know what you will order: you just can't resist their delicious chicken legs (with extra mayo). You look over at Amy to see. Callahan asked us to set a wake-up call for you. She has also ordered breakfast and a package that will be sent up shortly. Would you like coffee with your food, ma’am?”“Um, yes please, thank you.”I hang up the phone and can’t help the smile that spreads on my face. Lauren already ordered me breakfast. And she’s sending up a package? I don’t think a woman has ever done that for me, but Lauren checks off a lot of firsts.I look at the clock on the table and note that it’s already 8 am and I’m. Things were really looking up.One Friday in early January, Caroline never came to college. I really did miss seeing her at lunchtime. On my way home through Cherry Tree Park, I needed the public facilities. It was a dimly lit, rather smelly old place. There was no one around, so I slipped inside and occupied the first cubicle. I had never been into such a place.As my eyes became accustomed to the light, I started to read the scribble on the walls. Also, there were several rather explicit. By that time my illusions about a lot of elements of sex had been overturned. Missionary positionThis had me foxed for years, and it was usually quoted in the context of boredom, prissiness, or whatever. Usually someone was saying, “oh yeah, it’ll only be the missionary position for her”. With the connection with primness, I assumed it would be a certain type of woman who would adopt a lecturing position like a missionary in Africa or something, and tell people off. Double penetration.This was.