” Dorothy glanced down and adjusted her tie. “If it means anything to you, I do not hate the Germans. I used to write to a German girl before the ...ar, we were pen pals, she lived in Essen.” “I know the town well, I was born not far from there, in a town called Dortmund.” “Our people are dropping a lot of bombs there,” she bit her lip and glanced out the window.“Come,” he clapped his hands and she jumped, “enough philosophizing or we will end this war and then what will our leaders do with their. He looked at me. Surely, these were not the same eyes that once looked upon me with concern and pity. The eyes of a doctor examining his patient, seeing what was wrong. Now that nothing was wrong, the searching eyes had far much more depth to them. Granted, he had looked at me this way once before, yet I was always surprised when he did. I always felt like I had stumbled into a schizophrenic’s dream whenever our eyes met in that way. Then again, I’m sure that I wasn’t the same person when I was. I had really been there and done that and didn't want to play that silly game any more. I explained this to the lady how I felt before I married her, it seems she didn't believe me. I even told the other three ladies who all basically looked at me as if I'd grown another head and said, "Oh yeah, sure." It was much later that I learnt they had been actively scouting to bring another lady into the fold to take up an available timeslot they'd wanted to fill. When my wife and they later discovered. . gay community." Blimey Trev, I never knew you 'played for the other side'!" "Certainly not! I have my reputation as Captain of the Benidorm Golf Club to consider. I'll bid you both adieu."As Trevor stomps off, Doreen dryly observes, "Reckon you can strike that one off your list of clients, sweetheart!"Back at the apartment the friends eagerly unpack their purchase. They are fascinated to discover that embedded in the warrior's convincingly-realistic latex scrotum is what the instruction book.