’ ‘The reception was like a comedy of errors, but it was our comedy of errors. The food was wrong, the lead singer of the band had laryngitis, and...I’ll never forget how irate your Dad was when they mispronounced his last name. And let’s not forget about my Uncle Louie, that lush. That was the last time I sprung for an open bar. ‘But that’s what made it so special. We have stories to share that are unique to us. All our friends say that they had the perfect wedding and reception but can’t. Twilight Zone kicks in....Fat is skinny, ugly is hot, Arabians are not Arabians, etc. We all usually make the worst decisions right before closing time, because we feel that desperateness of leaving alone. Bartender yells the 4 worst words in the dictionary "Last call for Alcohol" and every dude feels like they are playing musical chairs for pussy. Worst part about this particle incident is that it was like 1:15 in the afternoon and I've been drunk for a good 7 hours.. i'm not a mathmatician,. She reached over and began stroking Blair's high, heaving tits with her savagely strong paw. She hadn't hurt her, either. She seemed to just want to explore the girl's hairless body.She twirled her nipples around with her fingers and started to lick them. Blair had never gotten over ape tongue. That was the best, by far. The tongues were long, thick, unbelievably muscular and capable of much more control than a human tongue.The female ape had wrapped that tongue of hers around Blair's nipples,. " My eyes widened some. Was she for real? Did she really plan on doing things to me with dad here? What if he overheard us and caught us? I wouldn't have to runaway. He'd happily toss me out the front door, but not before pounding me into a unrecognizable pulp. Strangely enough, my dick was twitching maddeningly, beckoning the mom that was now stalking towards me on slender bare feet. I then realized that ... the possibility of getting caught by dad thrilled me to no end..