So I made a quick purchase of three pairs of sexy thongs and walked back out into the mall. The fine black guy was still standing there. He smiled as ... stopped in front of him.“If you are man enough to make me cum in less than five minutes, I will give you your choice of one of the panties I just bought..”“Oh, yeah, slutty white babe: let’s do it...” He said aloud.“Follow me then” I said and I walked down into a hallway that led past the security department to the restrooms. I went directly to. It’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish.“I think it’s got epilepsy,” he tells the vet.The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me”.The blond man says, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet”.A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A blond man shouts frantically into the phone“My wife is pregnant and her. I was a little worried about Susan because a lot young raunchy boaters frequented our bar and Don’s wife Susan was drop dead gorgeous. She was absolutely beautiful with her petite figure, long brunette hair and a movie star face that drew stares wherever she went. I was a little worried about her because her husband was away on business trips a lot of the time. On top of that I lusted after this little beauty in her skimpy bikini.Well things were not going well and our resort and bar was in. ’ ‘You did good,’ Eric replied. ‘You stopped him from getting your weapon and you survived.’ ‘Maybe only because of you,’ she said, her emotions starting to get out of control. ‘What happened?’ ‘He ran a light at London and Wellersby, so I pulled him over. He was fine until I brought him back to the car. I thought I saw some pot on the floorboard, but I wasn’t sure. That’s why I had him step out. He spun on me and took me down before I could react. I hit my ’99’ button when we hit the ground..