”Your master’s words echo in your mind as you descend into the valley below. She left that night, leaving no trace of her existence save for a sin...le one of her prayer beads that you now keep strung alongside yours.As you pick your way through the dense forest, your heavy armour no hindrance, you wonder how your current task comports with that final oath you swore to your master. Who sends a Paladin out to find some lost whore? She must mean a lot to the nobleman that came stumbling in, panting. "No growth..."The pills had failed, and he was out twenty bucks. He set the ruler back down on his desk, and pulled his underwear back up. His eyes started to water and he ran over to his bed, buried his head in his pillow and started to cry. Chester knew life was unfair, but knowing that didn't make it any better. Suicidal thoughts raced through his head, but they were always short lived. He couldn't kill himself, he would feel to guilty. He couldn't do that to his family, he cared about them. "Do I have to make my other wishes now?" Jack asked."One wish, you already used two. One got you the million dollars and the other was that I could speak English," The genie said."Hey, that's no fair!" Jack protested but the genie just shook his head."Hey, if I made the rules, I wouldn't be in the damn bottle," the Genie said. "You can make your wish whenever you want but if you say the words I wish... whatever follows will come true and be forever final. "Can I ask questions about this. “Same here. We know great women when we find them, too, right, Stavros?” I high-fived him.“Precisely, my friend,” Stavros fist-bumped me.“And my Daddy has a talent for finding great women like Rachel and Rebecca here, too,” Fanny said.She was still naked as she finished her breakfast and handed me some more Viagra straight from Stavros’s hand.“Well, they’re cuties. Twin cuties from Israel. Who could say no to that?” I smiled.The Cohen sisters propped me up just so. It was at the right angle to.