Hell, I'll even give a discount, you buy it all. Twenty a gallon. Three grand for the lot ... plus your groceries." Sold!" Drive around here and we'll...load her up ... that Doc Sutherland's Dodge?" That got a nod. "Hell, make it twenty five hundred for the whole shootin' match ... He's a regular ... him and that passel of pretty women he lives with."Them arkeyalagists he's got working out there digging holes in the dirt are my best customers ... can't hardly keep beer in the cooler ... they buy. Peggy gurgled as it splashed on the tip of her nose. She quickly opened her mouth as wide as she could, her tongue thrust forward. Johnny angled his cock downward, and jacked off, sending the boiling come juice across his mother's tongue and over her face. He finished up spewing into her mouth. Peggy didn't swallow. She held her mouth wide open, tasting his come juice as it filled. She closed her eyes with pleasure, purring with heat.Johnny stopped coming, and looked down at his mother's. ‘But, if I don’t even want to do it, I know you guys probably will have trouble finding anyone else who wants to, so sure, whatever, what time is it at?’ I asked, shaking my head. ‘Alright, sweet,’ he said smiling, ‘it’s at eight, but you’ll need to get there early to help with all the pizza and drinks.’ ‘Sounds good, I’m sure I’ll see you all out in the parking lot drinking beforehand, so just don’t make eye contact, and I’ll mind my own business,’ I said. ***** ‘So I heard they talked you. X Files anyone?Buffy? And you can tell, can't you, from the use of colloquialisms foritems of clothing or food and the cheerleaders more than from thespelling?It therefore occurred to me to write a spoof, attempting to cover nearlythe whole genre, in the form of a report (leaked by Wikileaks?) from animaginary body, based on the Ministry of Magic from the Potterverse, butfar, far, senior. The report contains a rationale for why the setting ofso many stories is the USA (Shades of Abraham.