So: I could hardly believe my luck, I had had a grandstand view of a sexual happening, had three climaxes, a night out of barracks, a home cooked brea...fast and been paid a little for doing it to boot!Lucky old me was listed for a guard duty on the Monday at a sub unit so I was out of camp all day and night, so pretty tired and slept on the Tuesday thus the first days of the week passed easily. Pete had a word on the Tuesday afternoon and asked if I would be available on the Saturday as last. That’s when she called out and said your house is a mess. I went red and explained to her that between work and sleep. I got no time for any through cleaning and arranging the house. She said why don’t you hire a bai(maid), I laughed and said I don’t know any baI around here nor any one will be willing to work for me when I am just a messed up guy. She laughed a full hearty laugh and said well, I will do it. I was taken aback and said what did you say? She repeated, I can come each weekend and. The moon had not yet risen, leaving the canyon floor lit only by thousands of glistening stars which served as a guiding light as I stepped away from the campfire.I was in the habit of sleeping nude and tonight was no exception. So off went my swim trunks and I climbed naked into a cozy sleeping bag. This was not done with any erotic intent and I fell asleep and into the most amazing sequence of dreams. At first, these were a montage of odd places I had never visited or people I had never met,. You can hear the chitter of carnivorous monkeys above, but you can’t be fucked with them right now. The cat is after you again.You skid left toward a house; ignoring the front door blocked by a thick root and instead slam against the tall fence door.Bang. Nothing. Locked. Shit.You scramble to your hip for your handgun and nearly lose your grip, but ha, its still in your hand. You aim at the handle and fire, once, twice, sending a fresh wave of excited cheers through the monkeys above.You slam.