“What?” she blurted. “I thought you ... You’re not a soldier?”I opened my eyes and looked into her beautiful blue eyes. “No, Ma’am,” I...told her. “I was a designated driver on New Years and got in an accident. I’d just dropped off my last passenger, so the only person I failed to get home safe and sound was me. I was run over by irony.”She smiled at that. “That’s a good attitude, soldier,” she said, winking at me. “Learn to laugh about it and you don’t end up crying about it.” She chatted with. Then they threw me a towel and told me to get dry before coming inside to get my veggies.I tried to take my time getting dry because I was worried about all those things going up my cunt and ass, especially those ghost peppers. They would surely burn my insides and I would probably have to go to a doctor to get it taken care of. And I would have to explain why I put ghost peppers inside me.But, they saw me being slow and Jeni said, "If you don't hurry up cunt, we will cut up the hot pepper and. And audiences know that and keep respectfully silent for the most part.I still had a good ten minutes or more before it would be my time, and for a minute or two, with Cam no longer beside me, I started feeling pretty edgy myself. But then I told myself to just listen to the beautiful duet Mario and Cam were brewing up on the stage, and I actually got lost in it. Cam and Gerry were making sure Mario stuck right to the score, and it was as gorgeous as I'd ever heard it done. Which,. ...ahhhhhhh," was all Lauren could manage, as his hot tongue licked up and down her pussy, and his big hands explored her midsection, now enveloping her upper thighs, and gently squeezing her firm ass cheeks.Phil continued both sucking and licking Lauren's hot slit, pushing his tongue further inside, and using its tip to explore the folds and ripples of the tender flesh. As his tongue explored, he kept his hot mouth pressed against her pudendum, his nose pressed against her pubic mound, where.