The mom asks, “Why on earth do you need that?”The little boy replies, “isn’t that what you give daddy when HIS shit won’t get hard?!”This ...ompliments of Mario MComplaints to wife and replyTo My Dearest Wife,During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn’t succeed more often:We will wake the kids - 54 timesIt’s too late - 15 timesI’m too tired - 42 timesIt’s too. I had prep'd three area spells last night. It was time to really zap the enemy. I was sort of embarrassed that I had forgotten about them. I had had every intention of using them, much earlier.First I put a shield around me. It did not touch me, but stayed a specific distance from my body. I was in a 'safe bubble' so to speak. I pumped my wings furiously and rose into the air. As soon as I had gained maybe fifty feet, spells started zapping my shield.I was rested, and prepared to use magic. At the bottom of the stairs I stoop to try and find my phone in my bag. No luck. As I try to silently unlock the front door a hand appears next to my head, holding it shut. Oh, Kylie. Where do you think youre going? he asks. Im shaking so badly I can hardly move. Then his hand is around my throat as he forcefully turns me to face him. You were warned. Now I have to punish you. Dragging me by my hair, and me kicking and begging him not to hurt me, he leads me into the living room. Rips my. I tried to pull her too into the bed with me but my hand and hip hurt as soon as I pulled her closer. Seeing me in pain, she told, “Just lie down like a good boy. Don’t attempt to get things complicated.” Saying this, she rose and pulled my undies down.My dick sprung into action. Seeing a thick and more than average long dick, she told, “You have a great tool.” She held it and gently began to move the skin back and forth. Her gentle hand holding my dick. Woahh! What a feeling! “Aunty, please.