But she also had one of the most deviant and sexy minds when she was being playful; she could turn nearly any topic into the most unbelievably crazy a...d sexy scenarios.“I’m bored and I’ve had the worst day; tell me something funny/exciting/sexy,” she had messaged me one night.I had to think for a moment until I remembered a joke I had read a little while ago that ticked most of her boxes.“My ex-girlfriend used to have a nickname for my penis. She used to call it 'the firework.' Not because it. Yaha story me twist ye hai ki, jis bandi ki baat chalrai hai wo village ki ekdum famous ladki hai, jo apne kaand k liye bhi kaafi famous hai, and jab mai is baar gya toh mujhe bhi pata lag gya ki jis bandi ko itne saalo se dekh ra hu, wo kesi hai asliyat me. So, isse meko bhi thodi himmat mil gai ki mai thoda initiate karu and use aone dil ki baat batau and worst part is next year tak me iski marriage hijaani hai, so yahi last chance hai.What I did was, is baar ghar pe koi function tha jisme wo. .. move in slowly ... kiss a lot, hug ... don’t talk about it ... just let it happen. “That’s wimpy,” I voted.We’d been here before ... intellectually. Was it to be the dance? Or were we going to push the envelope? What would she do now? It wasn’t an exercise of the intellect. She knew that.Standing suddenly, she slid her hands up along her thighs, hooking her thumbs into the elastic of the white, brief panties she was wearing. I could only see the sides of her thighs and hips and the white of. She just has a look and a personality that doesn't demand a lot of attention... yet at the same time, very attractive... she's just another face in the crowd, you might say... but she floored me!!!After our first short chat in her car, I was like a k** in the candy store. Every time she came by the store, I would make a point of spending a liitle friendly time talking, and smiling, and just letting her know I was falling crazy about her.. she knew that...Like I said, I live with my parents..