I then spread sun tan oil over the parts of my body that I could reach and slipped on my Raybans. It was not a particularly hot day, but a day in whic... I could get a good start on my summer tan. I opened a bottle of corona, sliced a lime and went to our secluded patio just outside our family room. I had a good book and started reading while lying on my stomach. I just could not get into the book as I kept remembering the way the construction crew ravaged the slutty housewife, making her beg for. Now she continuedMom: And see, you still aren’t regretting it.Me: Mom I am sorryMom: Now tell that to your thing, it’s still poking there.She sounded disgusted. I slowly went near .Me: Sorry momMom: WhateverThen I hugged her and she calmed down in a second.Mom: Why did you do it dear? Didn’t you think about the consequence. What if people come to know about it.Me: But I can’t control it mom.Mom: But you shouldMe: I could if I had other optionsMom: like what?Me: If I could touch a lady without. It actually was the first ass I ever seen in my entire life! My mother yells out again. But now, longer and louder this time. Bill! Now my dad begins to plea with her and actually tries to defend the film. Silvia the k**s are young, they won't remember this shit. That's when I came into the conversation. Yeah mom, we won't remember. My mother wasn't having it and responded with. No way Jose! Come on k**s, get in the back. In a defensive voice I yell out... Why!? Cause were not staying here. I have been meaning to call you, but I’ve just eer been…’‘It’s really fine’ I said ‘I was beginning to think you might have fled the country’‘Nah’ he said ‘I’ve just been tied up. One of the reasons I wanted to speak to you was to check you were okay about the other week’I felt my hear skip a beat again. ‘I’m cool with what happened if you are.’ I said, still trying to talk through a dry mouth.‘Fuck, that’s a relief, I thought you might be really pissed with me for getting so drunk and leading.