Mike leant forward, kissing her cheek as he opened the main entrance door. ‘Thank you Michael.’ She breathed against his ear. He didn’t correct ...er, knowing that she got a small, perverse pleasure, calling him Michael instead of Mike. ‘That was just perfect.’ ‘You have my number.’ He answered, indicating his new business card that still sat, pristine, on the marble topped occasional table by the door. Her nod effectively dismissed him. He stepped through into the coolness of the porch then,. "I'll leave you cans of this spray which you must useon your beard area every morning and other parts of your body whenre-growth appears."After ten minutes she told him to turn on the shower and he watchedin shock as his body hair fell from him and headed for the drain."What's this?" he asked. "Don't you think you should tell me what'sgoing on?" Ms Baines gave me to understand that you had arranged with her thatyou be schooled for a week in the art of the professionalhousekeeper. Is that. I couldn’t resist continuing to perpetrate our little fraud.“Otis, may I present my wife, Fawn. Fawn, this here is an old friend of mine named Otis Griggs.”Connie flashed me a happy smile at being called my wife. She stuck out her hand daintily and in a perfect imitation of Belle, said, “Charmed, I’m sure, Mister Griggs.”Otis cut his eyes towards me at her finishing school Southern drawl.I just shrugged in reply.Otis filled me in on the happenings around Portales and Clovis, the town right up. “Are you looking up my skirt?”“Of course I am. I haven’t seen you in a swim suit, yet, so I have no doubt you’ve been hiding two [extremely delightful, perfect legs] thunder thighs. You poor thing.” Now we see how she swings. I never suspected her naughty, seamy side. Was all this a hidden facet I exposed or was this a special treat just for me?“Screw you and the thunder thighs I don’t have!” I wish, I told myself. Hips gyrating slowly, constantly, she swept teasingly over her overstuffed baby.