Ambrose shook his head,he didn't want to be pretty, he didn't want to be here in this dress orthis make-up and certainly not this wig. He had just wa...ted to hook upwith a hot chick like Shelly and have a story to tell the guys. "No?You don't think you're pretty? Hey 'Shelly', show him how pretty he is."The way she had said Shelly's name Ambrose could literally hear the airquotes in her inflection, clearly Shelly wasn't even her real name. Butreal name or not she was holding his phone out so. ……“What d’y recon these are Tom? If they’re dangerous you shouldn’t have them hanging around,” she poses as she returns down stairs with the jar, showing Tom the contents as he sits in his recliner.“Ahhh,” says Tom like it’s a eureka revelation, “that’s where she’s kept ‘em hidden all this time.”“S’cuse? She been hiding things from you?” Vera asked, almost in jest. At least Alice wouldn’t be receiving a punishment for her crime.“They’s them there vitalagra things. I wondered where she kept ‘em.. Bare naaz nakhron ke saath chudwaati thi. Shaadi ke baad ek baar Sita gaon aai thi. Moka dekh kar bharat lal ne phir use choda. Sita ne bharat lal ko bataya tha ki bharat lal ke lumbe mote laude ke baad use pati ke lund se tripti nahin hoti thi. Sita bhi Ram lal ko kahti “ Jiju aapka lund to suchmuch ghadhe ke lund jaisa hai.” Gaon mein gadhe kuchh zyada hi the. Jahan nazar daalo vahin chaar paanch gadhe nazar aa jaate. Kuchh din baad Sita ke pati aur Sita Dubai chale gaye. Uske baad se bharat. To say she was pissed was an understatement.The Rogers family was waiting on her to open their cabin so she locked the store up and headed to the cabins.When she got there she was pleasantly surprised to find a Lexus parked next to the cabin. An attractive middle aged couple sat on the steps to the cabin. They waved as she exited her truck.She found herself lost in conversation as the Rogers introduced themselves and began talking about life in the big city. True, they were looking for a.