It was so slutty." You know what I really liked?" Mike said. "The fact that Ralph was married. How you seduced a married man. That's the ultimate slut...iness." You liked that, huh?" Yes, and you can't deny that it turned you on too." Well, maybe, yeah. I mean, I wasn't trying to seduce a married guy. But yes, it did add to the excitement. My god, we're so bad, we're definitely going to hell." Maybe — but if we're going to hell, we might as well go with a bang." What do you mean?" Over there. See. " "So what guy wouldn't like it?" "Rob didn't like it." "Is he crazy?" "I don't know but that's one of the reasons I broke up with him." "Then you and he never..." Brad's voice trailed off. "No, not really. Oh, we got naked some, especially at the end, but we never actually did it. I'm still a virgin and I expect to stay that way... at least for a while yet." "So why did you break it off then?" Brad quizzed. "You were the one that broke it off weren't you?" "Uh, huh... partly because I wanted. Do you have any savings to fall back upon?" No, not really. My asshole boyfriend spent it all on steroids before I moved out."Jaye couldn't believe where this was all coming from... but as she thought about it... she realized that she remembered it happening, just that way. In fact, she couldn't remember her parents' faces anymore! Her whole life seemed to be rewriting itself as she talked to this... strangely attractive woman."I have an idea -- if you don't think it's too weird, that is.". Have a massage in the Blue Grotto." Go to a nude beach, and walk along the sand. Baz Luhrman said to always wear sunscreen, and you should for that activity. Sunburn on tender places can ruin an entire vacation." Never be without a passport, so that you can take off for some exotic locale at the drop of a hat." Take responsibility for every area of your life, and all of your actions. Stop blaming other people for mistakes that you have made as you go through life. Strive for excellence, not.