"Nope. I think your dad got it from Mission Impossible or something... You know. Hidden TV cameras."I blinked several times, trying to imagine where t...ey would have been in the room nearly two weeks before. I couldn't.Joey continued. "Tim, you got a strange family. Most people only take pictures of you and your date to a dance or something, not your first sex. Heh, I can't wait to see your family portrait. And I bet your family album is so pornographic, you could start your own magazine company. She would spend time in sleep trainer learning how to become a sponsor. I discussed our kinks.I asked, “Dianne Spector, do you want to be my concubine?”“Yes, Sir I do!”“AI please register Dianne Spector as my concubine.”“Acknowledged.”She was on my lap in a second and said, “The idea of you spanking me turns me on. I know you enjoy it too. We don’t have time to have sex or even a quickie, but a short spanking would start getting me ready for tonight’s initiation. Please spank me!” Again, I was. Sam came up and asked me for the keys to the Escalade. He told me he would bring it to the curb so we wouldn't have to carry the bags through the garage. As he walked away, I realized how much I liked and respected Sam.Lena and Marie walked up with her bags. "You don't seem to have very many bags," I noted."Of course not. That's because we have some shopping to do," Marie replied.Michael and Michelle came up with their bags. I herded them out to the pickup area. Sam pulled up as we walked out.. If I ever find out who it was, he's going to get a flying lesson from about five thousand feet over the lake."Mike started to ask what Mark meant by that, but remembered that Mark had been a paratrooper. This was a downside to living on Busted Axle Road that Binky hadn't mentioned, but Mike had lived in Spearfish Lake long enough that he should have thought of it. "There are a lot of idiots out there," he commented."Sure are," Mark said. "Look, maybe I'd better tell you. Don't let the kids play.