*I stood in my bedroom, in front of my long mirror staring at myself. I let go of the towel wrapped around me. It silently fell to my feet, exposing m... glistening naked body. My eyes panned over my thighs, up to my clean pussy and then up to my breasts.My pussy was throbbing and wet. I sat down in front of my mirror and spread open my legs. I stared at my pussy. It was nicely shaved, pink and dripping with juices. I slowly rubbed two of my fingers up and down my slit, and grabbed onto one of my. I was riveted to the five envelopes on the table; pristine and white, numbered one to five and resting on the dust covered oak table. A small brass bell rested silently to the side of them.I closed my eyes and remembered all those words he used to seduce me. The words that made me come here. On my own. I felt Vulnerable and yet – safe. Scared and yet – calm. And when I heard his voice in my mind – excited.ooOooOver the last four months, the erotic tension I found myself generating from his. As my orgasm overtook me, my contracting muscles sent him over the edge, his cock throbbing as it shot stream after stream of hot cum deep inside me. Exhausted, I breathlessly collapsed on top of him, still filled with his cock, and laid there for a while enjoying the warm after-glow of the passion we had shared. When we could move again, we slowly, reluctantly pulled apart and cuddled together for a while as we rested. As I sat up on the bed, I turned to him, ‘I’m all sticky and sweaty, and I. .. so, at least I got home OK.The wife's back on the warpath again.She was up for making a home video last night and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport."Nationality?" asks the immigration officer."German," she replies."Occupation?"No, just here for a few days."As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer's funeral, a voice from inside screams:"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"The.