He looked up and smiled. I saw his eyes crawl all over me. He asked if he had the right address and in the most feminine voice that I could muster I a...swered that it was. He handed over the pizza and I paid. His hand lingered longer than necessary in my hand. He leered at me and said he was happy to deliver any time day or night. I thanked him and said good night. Shakily I walked back to James with the pizza. He was smiling and I could see his jeans had a tent in them.“You look like a hot. I wanted to rush out of my hiding place but I knew I could not and I waited until they had finished before slowly and carefully leaving the yard. I got back to the car and sat, not believing what my wife was doing.I knew I had to say something but I had to choose the right moment when she got home, she looked like she had just gotten out of the shower. She told me about her meeting as she got undressed but carefully left out the activities out on the desk as we got into bed, I rolled over to. .Particularly after she disclosed that as far as my bosses at the storewere concerned I had been taken to hospital and kept in forobservations after collapsing outside, just before I'd booked on. Iwasn't expected back until Monday, assuming I was okay by then. Evenbetter, and increasing my wary respect for this woman's capabilities,she opened a desk drawer and produced my wallet, car keys, phone andall the other stuff I'd left behind after Barry the Cleaner had thrownme from the building.When I. Jean looked at me with a critical eye and said aloud, “We’ll get you fake nails and a makeup job. My friend Sue has some jellies we can use for your breasts.” She looked closer at me lifting the veil and kissed me on the lips. “Hmmm, we may have to do something about your stubble as I want your face to be smooth. We’ll also have to pluck your eyebrows; they are too thick.”She looked at the clerk who was staring at me and said, “We’ll take it.” He looked at me and said, “Not meaning any.