I just saw your butt. That's it." "You're lying" Tori said examining me for any tell. "No really, that's all I saw. I swear it. Just your butt. I gott... sit." I said collapsing onto my backside. It still burned a little for this morning's smack and I squirmed until it subsided. "Don't get too comfy there douche bag. So all you saw was my butt, huh?" "That's all. It was very white and ... and perfect."Tori looked down, trying to hold back a smile. I was hoping I had gotten to her in a positive. "About two months ago, baby, I just happened to run into this little piece of ass in a bar that we girls frequent. Imagine how surprised I was when she told me the story of a man she once loved who was about to marry her, then decided at the last minute that she wouldn't be the type of woman who could please him. Or should I say her?"I bet you had no clue that Tiffany could have fulfilled your secret desires, did you, lover? Honestly, I'm glad you didn't, because then I would never have met. She stuck them on her head. She smiled as I leaned out the window. Hey! I said as I nodded my head. Hi! Im Molly. Who are you? she said. Buck.. Nice to meet you Molly. I love your outfit. I said. I keep it simple and to the point. Complement woman. Dont say something stupid. Example: Hows the weather&hellip,.Do you live around here&hellip, Cause its hot outside and she walking by the road. Of course she lives near by. Thank you. I like your big truck. Said Molly. Hows the big gulp? What flavor?. That way it was always on my person except when I was sleeping and I always kept the cabin door bolted in case of a sudden mutiny by my criminal crew of blackguards that would probably rob their own mother if the truth be known.One of the rules of riding the waves on a pirate ship was that sometimes the danger was far worse on the inside than from an external enemy that could be easily identified.We sighted land just after noontime on that fateful day and hove to off the harbor at Queen’s Land.