”“I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof.” (from an Aust...alian claim form)“The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.”“I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.”“I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a. Our cover was that we were a jazz band going down to the island to jive at a private party. The home boys were all decked out in their zoots. The Tommy guns and heaters were going as a git box, reeds, tram, etc. We brought a real licorice stick in case some copper wanted to see our tools. I was supposed to be the manager, as there were supposed to be some platter plugs there. I was wearing cheaters and a suit. Sarah was the canary. The dames had her sportin' some hot glad rags. Mr. Blue was not. Myself used to fantasize in each of the story written by the users in Indian sex stories. Please let me know any grammar mistakes and your feed back to I am Rock (pen name) from Chennai 6ft height dark skin this happened to me some 10yrs back when I was studying college, one fine day I was traveling in a local bus around 7pm in the evening where it was very crowded not even have space to breath the bus conductor was pushing everyone inside as it was getting crowd in every bus stop i was pushed. "Hi Didi," she said, "I noticed the bag under your desk. Didi you bringsome other clothes, like last week?" I nodded. "Just in case," I said."Good girl," she replied, and went off.She was back about twenty minutes later with the office manager, a ladyof about 40 called Miss Roberts. "Hello, ...er... Didi," said MissRoberts. "Could you please come to my office for a few moments. And bringyour bag of things with you." I picked up my bag and followed the twowomen into the manager's office..