B.T.W., she caught the muffin about three inches from her face. Everyone around the table chuckled or smiled. Even the always dour Jarvis McCutcheon (...ormer British SAS) said, “So, it’s to be that kind of group, eh? We’ll have to lay in some scones. This is the BRITISH Virgin Islands, after all.”Armis: “Good. That’s settled. Let’s figure out how we’re gonna deal with Sgonski.”****Kalmykia, Russia -- March 12, 2064Extending some 400 miles northwest of Lagan on the coast of the Caspian Sea is the. ... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5,000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. ... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. ... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. ... A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." ... The congregation of 500. I jokingly told her that all she had to do was ask. She took my joke seriously and asked if she could see my member. I asked what I would get in return and she said she would take off her top for me. I was so rock hard at the thought of her stripping for me I chanced it and told her that if I showed her my cock she would have to get completely naked. To my surprise she agreed without hesitation. I needed to release my cock as it was now throbbing at the moment thinking about what was. I still become horny after remembering those days.However, slowly and steadily both of I and my wife lost interest in sex. I became busy in my business and she got busy with bringing up our kid. We were only having sex once a month or even less.Recently, about 6 months ago, I thought it was necessary to talk to my son about sex after he was over 18 years old. As I approached him, he became very frank with me. He told me that he and his girlfriend have already had oral sex. I was shocked by this.