A girl likes her loot.I didn't steal anything those three nights, because that's another thing that makes me horny. No, I just climbed up the roofs of...Winterhaven, and made my way around the city I knew so well. I went back and forth across the city a few times, and even made it as far as the castle walls. But I'm saving that approach for later, because I may only have one real chance at it. No sense getting caught and spending my nights in jail, when I needed to be on Temple hill soon.The goal. “What is it, dear? Calm down. What could the matter be?”“Oh no,” I recoiled in terror, from the hideous grammatic error, not to mention the awful rhyme. “We’re trapped! Caught in a badly writin sex story!”“Pipe down now sweetums. It’ll be Ok. We’ll just take a cold shower, and everything will be fine in a jiffy.”“You first,” I shoved him off the bed. He landed with a thud. My boobs were up to the size of watermelons now, and I noticed his dick swelling as well, ten inches as least, just sort of. We were all drinking and getting high and just having a good time. I had been joking and laughing with my best guy friend Josh, who I’ve always secretly had a crush on, but while we were talking, two of my guy friends decided to pick me up and throw me in the pool! I was soaking wet and freezing, so I went upstairs to take a shower and change clothes. When I walked out of the bathroom I could barely walk straight cuz I was still drunk and pretty high.When I was getting changed there was a knock. My wife took his hint and asked him “Tumhari biwi nahin to tum kiss ke saath karte ho…akela he ya koi aur bhi…”The rickshaw puller turned back and said “Madam mere paas to paise bhi nahin hai ki kisi to bula sakoo kuch karwane ke liye…” My wife was feeling bad and she said koi baat nahin mein bhi tumhari bhabhi ki tarah hoon. Jo chahiye mein dungi tumko, kuch cheezein chorh ker”Memsabah aap to bahut acchi aur sunder hain phir mere saath kyon ker rahi hain….My wife said “Mujhe bura lag raha hai.