Are you doing up, cowboy?" smiled Peter, covering."I got up for a drink of water. Find out about what?" he insisted."Uh, well you caught us. You know ...ou have a birthday coming up in a couple of weeks and Donna's is next month." Yeah." Well, we were just talking about a special surprise for you both for your birthday." What surprise," came the question from a now smiling face."Well, it wouldn't be a surprise if I told you, now would it?" I won't tell," said the youngster."No, you won't because. It was Jane.I hadn’t received a text from anyone but Ms. J in weeks, so I hadn’t noticed who sent it. I opened the door to let my sopping wet friend in and followed her into my apartment.I hardly had time to close the door before Jane began taking her wet clothes off. Jane and I had had a lot of casual sex over the past few years, so it was not unusual for her to be naked in my apartment.Still trying to clear the sleep from my head, I realized she had been mumbling, apparently drunk and upset. That's why I warned Darryl in my note that I might end up forced to do things I was ashamed of.My honor was saved by the unlikeliest of knights in rather tarnished armor. It seems that dad, in his mid-life crisis, had taken to booze as well as young chicks. He managed to head-on a semi, killing both himself and his playmate instantly. I felt sorry for her. It also seems dear old dad had gotten behind in his paperwork and had never changed his will or the beneficiary on his insurance. That means. NEVER MAKE ORAL CONTACT WITH A DOG'S ANUS. The result could be a nasty infection or a case of tape, ring, or hookworms, among others.Once your dog is comfortable with you feeling around the anus, try inserting a VERY well lubricated, gloved finger. Do this over and over again until your dog seems comfortable with it. Once again, if your dog seems to be in pain or reacts violently, STOP and DON'T try again. Gradually increase the number of gloved, well lubricated fingers you use until the number.