"The uncle scowled, "Ain't no Peggy or Brenda here. This place belongs to me. Now get your asses off my property."I stepped forward, "I think that you...re the one that ought to get off of the property. I'm Peggy's husband and I have her authorization to take possession of this property and all of the contents of the house and the farm equipment."The uncle looked at me for a long time trying to figure out his next step, "Them two shits abandoned the place. If it wasn't for me, the sheriff would. The electric motor hum to life as I pull the lever and I start to mow the lawn, trying to get the image of that tight shorts hugging Zinnia’s ass and her long, smooth, tanned legs out of my head as I went along, after finishing the lawn which covered the front, the left side and half of the back yard, I fetch a rake to rake up the grass that escaped the attentions of the lawnmower, after raking the grass together I fetch the wheelbarrow and after loading the grass I dump it in the corner with. “Alexander,” she answers.“Your favorite son has a couple of quick questions.”“OK.”“Since we’re going to be on call to Texas State Energy do you think we could receive company phones?”“Definitely.”“Then who’s the carrier?”“Verizon.”“What about Internet?”“I think that would be crucial. Do you want me to have phones sent to you from Houston? We can overnight them to be here tomorrow and do you want to keep the same numbers?”“Different numbers would be smart. I need two new four-G Android Smart. My wife, my parents and I went to a New Year's Eve party together. After the party and too many drinks my wife and I lay in bed talking. Pliny the Elder wrote, "In vino veritas," which in English means, "In wine there is truth." Alcohol can work as a truth serum. My intoxicated state enabled me to discuss my feelings about my sister with my wife."After we got married it became clear that my sex drive was stronger than yours," I began."That's right, and I gave you permission to find a mistress..