If you do a little church-hopping, you’ll run into a range of types of ministers. Some of them stand rigidly in the pulpit, red-faced and scream abo...t what inveterate sinners the members of the congregation are, and how they’re all doomed to the fires of Hell and eternal damnation if they don’t change their ways. They use fear and intimidation to get people to act “right.” Then there are some who read parables to the congregation and talk about how much God loves us. Hell is never mentioned.. " Um, I, uh, I, well, it was me. Both times. Just don't ever tell my friends that you know. It was kind of embarrassing when it happened that way. You know, in front of them and all. At first, I really didn't want to do it, you know, the final part. But, it ended up kind of fun. Especially the second time." I'd love to do it to you, Chloe. I owe you two good orgasms." I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my own brother." Well, your brother is also a guy, you know that already." Oh,. I met her on POF. After a little while of chatting to each other, it was clear that we both just wanted to fuck so she invited me to come to her place to spend the night. After a long train journey I finally got to her place and saw her in person.Before meeting claire, All I saw of her, were pictures of her that were taken from the neck up. Also, she was constantly warning me that she was "quite big"so I guessed that she was a BBW at least.But upon meeting her, it was now clear that she was. The Reverend realized that she’d had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor.After rolling around for a few moments, the Reverend wound up on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.The pub landlord looked over and said, ‘Oi Mate, we won’t have any of that carrying on in this pub.’The Reverend looked up at the landlord and said, ‘But you don’t understand, I’m Pastor Flapps.’The landlord nodded.