Jayse bhabhi ji kya lag rahi ho mera to khada ho gaya.. Maa bolti thi. Apka ki to khada karne ke liye to sab kuch kiya hai, oh teeno matlab bua, fufa ...ur maa raat raat ko majak karte thae mujhe unki majak sune me bahut maza aata tha. Mai chup chup ka unki majak sunta tha, par ek weekend un teeno ka majak ka level bahut high chala gaya aur sari hade par gayi us weekend majak real rup me change ho gaya, mai us weekend wali raat ki ankho dekhi aap sab ko share karna chahata hu jo aaj tak mare dil. "Fancy dinners, big bouquets of roses, beautiful jewelry and, of course, that pretty card filled with romantic sentiments you could never write on your own. So my question to listeners out there is what have you done for your special person?"As the words sunk in, Roger's head dropped — his chin hitting his chest as his eyes squeezed shut."Fuck, fuck, fuck," he said. "It's six o'clock on Valentine's Day and I haven't done a fucking thing. Diane is going to kill me."So his mind began to work. Oh Chris......Chris what did you see." It was fine Mom....I didn't really see anything."I thought she was about to cry, "This isn't right Chris. You can't look at me like this." I'm sorry. It's just that I'd never seen you like that before and I....I couldn't stop myself....I'm so sorry."She softened a little, "I'm sorry honey. I shouldn't have yelled. It's just that you gave me a fright." I know. I'm so sorry." Stop saying sorry.She was still in her towel. I couldn't help looking her up and. So that was another way. Not even a day after the news was out, I was being bombarded with calls for money. So I did the only thing I could. I asked mister Hoffly to watch over the place, again, and I left.Ok, I admit it, I was driven out of my own home!So that is how I wound up moving to a gated community outside of Boston. I paid a surprising amount of money for a house which I knew was nowhere near worth what I had paid for it. Prestige is what I figured I was paying for... and privacy, and.