Jenkins," said the doctor. "Haven't we just seen you for the'Well man' check up?" Yes. Last week." So what seems to be the problem?" This," I said and...lifted my sweatshirt. The doctor's eyes bulged and hespluttered a couple of times."My God, man. You've got breasts!" I know and that's not all." I told him about the other 'problem'."And this all came about how?" he enquired. I told him, obviously leavingout the sex scenes."Ah!" he said. "I've heard about this stuff. Damned dangerous messin'with. You look like you need this.. I jump as I hear Tims voice behind me, and I wipe my tears quickly. As I turn he stands there with the most ridiculous looking cocktail Ive ever seen, with fruit and umbrellas on top. Uhm.. Thanks? He hands it to me, and turn to leave. I taste it, and immediately gag. That tastes like cotton candy on acid! He turns back to me. It cant be that bad! He takes it, and takes a sip, and spits it out faster then Ive ever seen. Oh fuck! Thats horrible! How can they sell. Tab humne dekha ke fufi naraj hokar vaha se chali gayi thi to fufa use lene gaye voh fir akeli ayi khana leke or mera lund uske bhosde me dal ke muje apne hath se khana khilaya or fir humne rough sex kiya or jate time usne bahut achi blowjob ki or chali gayi oe mei bhi so gayaAb muje laga ke sub thik hai sirf abhi bayia hi hai lekin nahi unhone bataya ke sare bache ayenhe to meine socha itna wait karna padega ma ko chodne mei ha us din bhai aye or ate hi meri gand mei lund dal diya or mei. Not really. They'd know I was walkingby counting them, because I told one it was 'security procedure' once.But mostly my route, well, I watched them in the mirrors, so they'd notknow.I was in my thirties, couldn't find a better job, living in Mom'sbasement working an hourly wage security guard job. You think they'd lookat me and think 'What a hunk'? Besides, there were always a few slickyoung punks with them, dance-bros with smug looks on their faces andhundred-dollar trainers and outfits. They.