I lay on the couch and slowly wanked my cock, taking care not to get too excited; I didn’t want to come before she arrived.At 3.50 the back door ope...ed and she shouted “Hi Pete, its only me” I left my robe open with my cock sticking straight up and pretended to be asleep.She came in to the lounge and saw me on the couch, she just stood there with her mouth open, and you could almost see her mind ticking over, wondering what to do!She looked at my cock, then at the porno, then back to my cock,. She slowly wiggled her ass against me, causing my cock to grow hard. She reached down and took my cock and placed it between her legs. She turned her head a bit and told me that she I didn't want to fuck me right now, she was just going to put my cock inside her. She wanted to make sure D's cum didn't leak out. She said it felt so warm and nice inside her. She slipped my cock into her very wet pussy and told me to make sure none of his love juice escaped. Again, I began to shake. My mind was. We went and had some breakfast talking about what to do for this weekend. You said that "All you want to do was to have sex all weekend long"; in short spend the weekend naked at my house having sex when and where I wanted. Then you leaned over to kiss me and whispered in my ear that you had on a pair of thong panties and matching bra.We finished breakfast and went to my house. We weren't in the house two minutes when you were out of your dress leaving your thong panties on. Then you jumped. The same thing withBaywatch. That didn't make any sense.I flipped through more channels, and saw that it was the same with everyshow. Letterman, Leno and even the news. I didn't know how, but this TVwas definitely different. It was showing all the programs on it, withall the characters genders swapped. They were dressed up and acting likethat was perfectly normal, and if I didn't know better, or know the showsbefore, I might not have noticed. Definitely strange.I watched it for awhile,.