"Oh." You didn't tell us she was home," she chided. "Or that you have an older girlfriend, a stripper Jimmy?" What?" Mom demanded but I knew they were...teasing me."Yes, I invited her to join you, me and your girlfriend at Haulover Beach tomorrow." You didn't," I groaned. "She said no, right?" No, she's looking forward to seeing you, all of you," she giggled, clearly thinking of how we'd all be naked together on Florida's number one nude beach."But I don't have a girlfriend Patty," I. Give me a minute to get dressed and then we can have a chat in the drawing room." Oh...no...no...er...don't get dressed on my account," I babbled, vainly trying to adopt an air of sophisticated nonchalance.Aunty Sarah smiled benignly at my bungling attempt to appear worldly wise. Then, in an attitude of mock coyness, she placed her hands over her nipples and simpered: "Well, young man, the choice is yours, should I get dressed or stay naked." Oh, stay naked," I gasped, pleadingly, conscious. . To which Sara laughed, paused, and laughed some more, then said, "I'm on birth control pills."From Sara's admission that she was already sexually active, Mike pressed home his advantage, "Suppose I tell you that for the c-note, all you have to do is take my entire head inside you."Sara laughed again and asked, "Why don't I just use my mouth?"The smile left Mike's face and he paused to get Sara's undivided attention. Then he lowered his voice and said slowly, "Your mouth, honey, is not big. He stood there laughing at her.After the rest of us had jogged perhaps twenty yards, we stopped to watch the show. Mrs. Pullik, cursing all the while, stalked toward Danny. Laughing at her, he backpedaled to stay just out of reach. After they had played that game for about ten yards, she started kicking at him."The law says I can't lay a hand on a child, but I can still kick the living shit out of you." Danny just laughed some more."That's not what the law says, is it?" Terry asked."No," I.