“Today is Friday. Every Friday she meets with her bridge club. She usually leaves around seven, and doesn’t return home until around ten or eleven...” She stopped long enough to hold her car keys out to me. “Go home. Leave around seven, because since it takes an hour and a half to get there, she will be gone. Once you get there, you will become me, and by that I mean you will sleep in my room. Just be sure you are in bed before she gets home. I’m not going to say anything else except that this. Teacherai thinamum sight adithu adithu avargalai vasiyam seiya aarambithen. Teacher en kangalai paarthu konde irupaal, oru naal mendum teacher room sendru kasu vaanginen.Appozhuthu teacher ennai veliye vara vaithu enidam nee ena muyarchi seithu kondu irukiraai endru enaku theriyum athu kanavilum nadakaathu endru solli ennai vagupirku anapi vaithu vital. Naan iru naatkal teacher mugathai paarkamale irunthen, appozhuthu thaan teacher en ennai parka matingiraai endru ketpaal endru.Iru naatkal. .. it didn't roll because it wouldn't push. Its existence represents a clear and present danger to the security of the United States... (oops ... forgot the caps ... and the quotes. It's not possible to properly enter the screech but the reader is welcome to picture a Terrible Twos tantrum.)"Its Existence Represents a Clear and Present Danger to the Security of the United States of America ... and WE WON'T HAVE IT!" accompanied with the drumming of heels and the shock and awe of the assorted. All the toxins had been flushed from my system, thank God. ‘The medical staff and I believe that you will be able to travel home in a couple of days. You will require an escort from Iraq to Germany. You’ll also require one going on to your home town.’ ‘Why don’t you call your parents tonight with the news and see what they can arrange in way of an escort for you’ the doctor said as he left. Since it was after ten in the evening I realized with the time differential it was just a little past two.