The day was soon over and I asked if they are coming back tomorrow and they said they would and as Paula (my wife's friend) really fancied me. The nex... day we met up after I finished working and we went to the pictures where I got comfortable with Paula and started kissing while the film played. My wife was on the other side of me watching the film where during the kissing which by this time had got heavy I slipped my hand up Paula's skirt and straight into her knickers and started to finger. Oh no! Some guy named Alan who apparently isn't even much older than me gets that lucky role.I'll bet at this very moment Alan is rubbing his hands all over her huge breasts while she gives him a good titty fuck. Those big melons are probably all oiled up and he's having the time of his life as he drowns her chest in spunk! He must be cackling and chortling with glee as he thinks about poor schmucks like me, if he even thinks of me at all, which I'm sure he doesn't.What's he got that I haven't. ‘Sometimes it has a mind of its own.’ ‘That’s okay. I guess that’s why they call them pricks.’ Lynne giggled. ‘I kinda enjoyed teasing you and him.’ referring to my pre-dick-ament. That comment didn’t help my stiffness. Over the next couple of weeks, Lynne must have dropped 40 pounds. She continued to look better and better. Her body slimmed down and her face while still cherub like, had greater bone definition around her eyes, cheeks and chin. ‘Hi Lynne.’ I said. ‘You’re looking incredible.’. So far you have written eighty-one words, used Full Stop ten times and Quotation Marks twenty-two times. Me, I have been used a measly seven times. Probably should have been used more but you forget all about me. Sometimes you go back and insert me later. You know just an afterthought."“Sorry.”"Yes, well sorry won't work this time." I am sorry Comma. I really would like to use you more, honestly. If only I had paid attention in English Language classes, then I would have known when to use you.