On this particular day, there was only one other guy when I was there - a blond guy who looked to be in his 30's. Even though I'm bi, I don't normally...check out other guys. This guy, however, had the type of body I wanted so badly for myself; muscular but not bulky, with a decent set of pecs and buff arms. When his singlet lifted up, whenever he had his arms over his head, I could see part of a pretty good 6-pack, too. I idly thought about what his package would be like – did he shave, was he. You may be familiar with the planet Vega III. Oh, you remember, that's the one that the bureau couldn't get enough people to sign up for, and wound up sending in bio-dogs to help the colonists. Kilgore was slated to be one of the helpers (official title Ancillary, Bio-canine, domesticus). With a molecular bio-brain sitting alongside his useless bit of protoplasm to do his serious thinking for him, and with paw-hands capable of using any tool a human could use, he would have, indeed, been an. I wiped off the next spot, 'You.'That's it, 'Secret - Strong Enough for a Man, but Makes You a Woman, ' "What?"I looked for the manufacturer. 'Portend & Grumble' an "SRU" subsidiary.Isn't that supposed to be, 'Procter & Gamble'?"Hey wait a second ... I'm a girl," I exclaimed as my eyes lost focus and I fainted."Miss, Miss are you all right?" I was looking up into the blue eyes of a redhead, and I could feel her patting my hand as she held it."Wha ... Where am I?" I asked her."You are in a hotel. He didn't care if it was an urban legend, he thought it'd be best to show the secret to Kelly slowly. Not too slowly, though, he had long thought of the way Kelly'd look after realising what was going on."I'm going!"Tony and Kelly were sitting at the sofa, watching TV, when George arrived. He was a scrawny boy, thin and short. His hair was longer than usual for a boy, down to his shoulders, and he wore sports clothes and walked barefoot."Why did you call little Georgie in?" She asked Tony..