A few weeks ago I got spam email for something called the 'Splitter'. Normally I would have deleted it, but I was desperate. The attached video never ...xplained what the product was, just that it was designed to kick-start the sex drive of married couples who has 'lost that spark'. When I showed it to Susan she said it was probably just a porno, but since we had been offered an 'exclusive free offer' we might as well try.Two weeks later, here it was."Just open it," Susan said at last.I opened. As I watched those sexy lips form silent words as she wrote them down, I decided it was time to break the ice with some cordial questions. It was time to seize the moment to see if she was feeling the same feelings as I was. “So Miss Phillips, may I ask where you’re heading.” I questioned. She looked over the top of her book, her eyes once again driving a dagger of passion into my heart and said, “Well Captain Morgan, if you must know, I’m heading to Norwich. I wondered what Jesse was telling her mom. I bet it wasn't that she needed a babysitter for the kids while she fucked her lover. I spent the rest of the weekend wondering how best to handle the problem and finally decided that confrontation would be as good a way to go as any - confrontation following being caught in the act.Monday at work I told my boss that I needed to leave work early to take care of some personal business. He asked me what kind of personal business could be more important. He must have known because she kept glancing at me and smiling, flashing her cunt, with which I was becoming quite intimately knowledgeable, such was the duration of her flashing. No man, especially one so good looking, groomed and probably well educated - yes I was guessing, would ignore attitudes, but he knew. He just did. I took time out to glance around behind me to see if other chapss were enjoying the naughty views. Two mums with pushchairs had their backs turned. An old couple were.