My Dick is so big, movie theatre popcorn now comes in “small”, “medium”, “large”, and “my dick”My Dick is so big, there’s a shoe cal...ed “AIR my dick”My Dick is so big, I finally figured out a good use for a woman with a big mouth.My dick is so big, you’re standing on it.My dick is so big, I need a blood transfusion to get fully erect.My dick is so big, I was standing in Nebraska, and got a blow job in Alabama.My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of clydesdales to jack me off.My. It always took some time to draw it when it was on draught. While she was doing that I looked around. We weren’t far from the UW campus and there were some undergraduate students in the bar, but there were more graduate students. They were talking, laughing, flirting, playing, and drinking without a care in the world. I would have given anything to be able to fit in, but I knew I couldn’t. I was old compared to most of them – positively ancient. ‘Here you go.’ Mary sat my beer down. I think she. "Christ, you can do that all year." M managed to say before stroking A's hair as she slid up and down his shaft, taking time to lick the tip of his cock as it slid just out of her mouth.M pushed her back onto the bed and slipped her panties off and over her boots, leaving them on the floor. He lowered his head down between A's legs and began to lick and suck her. I knelt on the bed beside A's head, she mouthed 'I love you' and then began to suck my cock slowly.I looked down and watched M as he. And she was rubbing elbows with them, most of them wishing to rub something else with her. He looked away and she continued chatting with these men, her eyes always trailing back to him at the bar. They complimented her on her looks, on her dress. The dress he had bought her, it was waiting for her when she got home. A beautiful black, strapless dress with a full length skirt. It had been laid out on her bed with a note that read: Wear me Be ready at 8 And as she had entered her.