"Oh, THAT," she smiled. "Yes, I can see that one must maintain ones decorum in public."We walked out of the room and went hand in hand through the lob...y, laughing.The movie was good, entertaining, but not spectacular. The company made it worth the trip. Sitting there with my arm around the love of my life, that's something that will make a man happy to laugh his way through a 'chick flick'.Once in the truck, the first sign we saw on the road that wasn't a fast food joint was a national chain. The only person more silent in our congregation is Mrs. Old Turtle, andshe's a full-blood Shawnee. All of us, including the pastor, just lookedat him, wondering as if at Old Faithful in Yellowstone, we might witnessyet another miracle of nature. Instead he sat down."It may very well be that God has given Timothy over to a reprobate mind,"Pastor said, "but remember it is within the sovereign grace of God togrant repentance. God gave Nebuchadnezzar over to a reprobate mind inDaniel chapter 4; he. I told them I agreed but that I can’t live here permanently and I don’t have anyone to discipline me. The offers to be my trainer starting pouring in from the room.One guy was a long haul trucker who wanted me to whore myself out at night on truck stops and be spanked during the day while he drove. That sounded wild.Another guy lived in Australia out in the outback, and he told me he would stake me out in the wilderness and make me fuck crocodiles and “Jackaroos” somehow.A guy claimed to live. Ithappened to be, "The Tri-Annual National Un-Party Party Day Sale.."Actually, in Wonderful Land everything is really FREE. They only putprice tags on things for two reasons, one to give lonely price tagssome sort of employment and two, to make themselves feel they areactually spending money and saving money.Oh the mall was really jam packed that day. There were elves, sprites,nymphs (wood, forest and mountain), pixies, gnomes, trolls, ogres,fairies, faeries, imps, leprechauns, clowns and all.