He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'Her eyes slowly opened and her ex...ression changed to one of total realisation... 'I meant my dress size, you f****ing idiot!!!'The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrongThese are compliments of MikeyHOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERSActual excerpts from hospital charts(Parenthetical thoughts are mine.)1. The patient refused autopsy. (Wouldn't. She ran her fingers against her chest, the little bit that was exposed, and when stopped by the next, she worked to release it as well. Once again the button slid from the hole, and she coveted the newly exposed flesh, working her hand further in each time. Dana closed her eyes, leaning her head back while pushing out her breasts. It was the invitation Carol longed for, and as the buttons broke away the blue lace of her bra became exposed, letting the flower motif slide out from each fabric. "Please Archie,you cannot survive without my help. I did what had to be done. I wouldgladly undo it if I could. If there had been any other way... Please,there is no time. If they don't know we've escaped yet they soon will."she said a pleading tone in her voice."Watch out," she screamed suddenly and I dove to the ground. Painexploded on the top of my head and I reached up to feel blood tricklingdown my scalp."Take care of them, my lovely." I heard Selina say sweetly. For a fewmoments bullets. Bat tab ki hai jab me 12th me tha tab me apne gaun me hi reh ke padhai karta tha.Meri ek bua ki beti,ipsita jo humare sath hi rehati thi apne nanihal me kyuki meri bua delhi me rehiti hai.Wo ek mastt mal hai uski chuchiyan kafi kasi hui hai and uske gannd bhi bahut bade hai usko dekh ke koi bhi uska deewana ho jaye.Mai usko dekh ke kay bar muthh mara karta tha,jab wo nahane jati thi.To ek bar mene use bathroom me ek hole se dekha tha ki wo puri nangi naha rahi thi aur ye dekh ke mera lund khara.