“No! Um, no need. I don’t want to take him away from his birthday party. But I’d like to take Joni back to my place to help me gather some of my...stuff to bring here. That is if that’s okay,” Jillian said as she grabbed Joni’s hand and pulled her towards the stairs.As they reached the end of the driveway, Dark Vegan pulled up in one of his smaller ships and said, “I knew I would find you here.” He took one look at Jillian and saw that she was with Joni. “Oh good, you’re not with that boy. Here. - Divorce her.Six months later meet a stunningly beautiful woman:- Fall in love.- Get married.- Find out that your wife is a round-heeled slut.- Listen to (and believe) her when she promises that she is sorry, that she really loves you and that it will never happen again.- Forgive her.- Find out that she lied.- Divorce her.Life's unanswered questions:What came first, the chicken or the egg?If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?Why do we park in driveways and. "Oh goodness gracious. Look who we have here. Two more to meet the Great OZ!" said the Tin Man who had an oil can in his hand and was squirting some of it into his right ear.I took a step back and pointed at him, "Yuh, you, you're the Tin Man!" I gasped as he loomed over me as I stood there gawping at him in astonishment, "What are you doing?"He rolled his eyes as his joints squeaked and groaned as he moved. "Lubrication, Harry," he explained, "Thrice a day to stop me freezing up. Now, if I had. ..slut!" Karen lifted her chin, encouraging her nephew to choke her harder. "She's as big a slut...UNGH! FUCK!...as big a slu-u-u-u-ut as me-e-e-e-e-e!" Brad was pounding harder, and harder. His dick was nice, and filling. Brad nibbled on Karen's neck, and ear. "I don't believe you...no body is as big a slut as you." He bit her shoulder. "Ahhhhhahahh...I can prove it...you mother fucker! I can prove it!" Karen hissed back at her nephew. "You wanna' see? Huh? You wanna' see your mommy getting.