I was 25 years old and had been married for two years, and I must admit the marriage hadn't started well and just seemed to deteriorate weekly. My wif... was more interested in parties, visits to pub's and getting drunk. Thereby making a fool of herself and drawing lewd remarks and gestures, by horny male vultures, who you will find in any of these establishments, waiting to pounce on any vulnerable female.This was occurring too often, when I was away on my job. I was getting more and more. Can you figure it out yourself?"Never one to refuse a challenge, Eliana stared long and hard at his work. She finally muttered, "It looks like some kind of..." No, wait," she thought to herself. "Look how the holo-scanners are cross-connected. Don't the optics manuals tell you never to do this? Why isn't this thing blowing up in his face?" She started tracing the wiring in her mind, trying to develop a mathematical schematic for the optics before her. She dimly realized that Basel had cleverly. .with a straight razor, no less! She even negotiated thevery tender area between my ass cheeks, leaving me hairless and assmooth as a billiard ball. The incongruity of my totally bald groinin contrast to my hairy legs was almost laughable."Go ahead!" I sighed. "You might as well shave my legs, too!" Oh no, Dani-girl, that's an experience we'll save for later!" Shereplied. I knew better than to ask. Not having any expertisewhatsoever with a straight razor, I opted to use one of herdisposable. Beatrice had brought a whole fleet of fair maidens with her on this voyage and now she felt slightly guilty, though part of her thought that they were perhaps looking forward to what they were about experience. There must have been at least thirty pirates in the boarding party and they all looked hornier than a teenage boy that had found his dad’s secret porn stash. The pirates leered at her and admired her impressive cleavage as she wondered just what these brutish men were going to do to her..