You're already smiling widely, she's infected your facial muscles with her smile, it can't be helped. She's standing on your doorstep with her wise sm...le and- "want to come inside?" You ask as you realise that the moment is coming dangerously close to becoming an awkward silence."That would be great." She laughs. You step back and give her space in the hallway to take off her coat and shoes. As per typical her cap stays on, but you like it that way, she wouldn't be the Anne of your crush if. ‘Hi! I’m Julia, from number one’ ‘Hi Julia, I’m Noella. I’ve just shifted into number two.’ ‘Yes. I saw all the moving vans.’ ‘It was a bit of a production wasn’t it?’ laughed Noella. ‘It certainly looked like it. Are you settling in?’ ‘I think so. Just a few small boxes to unpack, but I really do like the neighbourhood.’ ‘I like it here too. I was thinking, we should have drinks to welcome you. Prue who lives in the back at number four is a doll and Janette and Steph from number three are. "Mike, your backyard is a forest." I know."So I go into his sister's room and start looking for something to wear. Out of her closet and drawers I find, a decent sized bra, (his sister is a senior, and a cheerleader to boot), some panties, a sweater, a skirt to match, and plenty of make up.Mike comes in with a red wig that his mom has and hands it to me. "What's your name going to be?"I think for a second and tell him, "How's Tammy?"He goes, "Fine."I go into the bathroom and proceed to look for. " Yeah, and Garp decided to buy the house because it had been pre-disastered. We're kind of like that." Pre-disastered?" Exactly. Look at all the stuff that's happened to us. If we can survive this, we can survive anything." Don't tempt fate," she warned, holding her fingers out in front of her to form a cross."I'm not. I just figure we're pre-disastered. We've had our problems, and now we can go the distance." You make me feel like I'm seventy years old, in my rocking chair on the porch.".