Mom: C’mon sweety, I’ll serve you lunch, change your dress and come fast for lunch.He changes his dress and heads to the dining table. He takes a ...eat while his Mom serves him lunch.Mom: So, tell me, sweety, did anything new happen in college today?Ajay: (I guess a handjob is not the kind of thing that can be shared with her ????????) No, nothing new happened, Mom.Ajay’s eyes drift to his mother’s shirt and notice the semi-transparent top she was wearing. And looks like she’s not wearing any. Come on guys! What about the sex stuff! We want to know! (I can almost "hear" your thoughts as you read what I have typed.) Okay, so before I fill you in on that aspect of things, allow me to insert something that could be listed as "Kids say the damnedest things!" Here are some amusing questions that "T" and later "R" have asked me and Kitty. It's not quite "David Letterman Top 10", but...1: Mommy? What is an 'arrg-azzam'?2: Daddy? When I grow up, can I have a husband and a wife also?3: Mommy?. .Of course Jill. I'd be happy to get you ready.No, no, I don't think you understand. It's a business meeting to discuss the job I took. You know, wages, benefits that sort of thing.Benefits, I bet she teasingly responds.Somewhat embarrassed I say in an angry voice. Never mind, I'll get ready myself.Lisa starts to laugh as she says I'm only kidding with you. Relax!!!A tear escapes and falls to the table.Jill, are you okay? Lisa puts her hands on my shoulders.I start to cry and hug her tight.It's. By early afternoon I at last stopped and surveyed my work, it didn't do her justice but the painting still radiated life. It was the best piece of work I had done for many a month if not ever. Suddenly I felt hungry and made my first meal for days, just a sandwich and boy did it taste good. Her vision inside my head was still as clear as ever, so I started a second canvas this time with her in a different pose reclining naked on a chaise. Before I knew it, it was after midnight and suddenly I.