’ ‘Never a dull moment in your job, is there?’ ‘Dave, the job is usually pretty dull, the people I deal with include the best and the worst of...humanity. But every once in a while I get to meet someone like you, a man that under different circumstances would be worth dropping those hints about ways to connect outside of work. But tonight, I get to be your wing man, as my brother the Air Force fighter pilot calls it. Lesson number one. See those three women who just walked in? They are local. You. He must have pushed it across the floor while licking it, only to get it too far under the chair to reach.The two "jaw" traps were still armed so I guess he learned his lesson. I opened both cupboards but those traps were void of visitors, too. That's OK. I could wait.This time I paid attention to what I was doing as I scooped his food out of the wastebasket.I heard a knock at the front door, then voices a few seconds later. Bozo appeared in the kitchen, spied his bowl of dog food and dove in.. God was she so graceful and beautiful.Now I have kind of known Jane all through grade school and in to high school. We even had a couple of classes together but I was so shy I never even thought about asking her out.The music came to the end and she came back over and said she felt better. I handed her the record and asked her if I could drive her home. Now that I have a car, dating came a little easier. She said that her mom was out in the audience to watch her, as she could not make the show. Went upstair and opened her bedroom door to wish her a goodnight. When i saw she was rubbing her pussy. She didn't hear me and just kept on going. She started to moan (not to loud so you could here it on the hallway). A few moans later she whispert im coooooooooooooming!!! O my god i'm comingggggg!! Keep doing that maikel!!!To say i whas socked that she was fantasizing about me, whas a bit of a understatement. But i whas also a bit flattert. I better get out of here before she opens her eye's i.