To usne kaha, “Yaar teri behne bhi to itni gori hai. Unki chut bhi pink hogi na.” Maine fir gusse mein uski tarf dekha.To woh bola, “Yaar gussa ...a kar. Dekh hum dusari ladkiyo ke bare mein bhi to bat karte hai chedte hai. Woh bhi to ladkiya hai. Aur hum konsa unko chhed rahe hai. Bas bat hi to kar rahe hai.”Maine usse gusse mein kaha, “Agar tune fir se aisi baat kri to main chala. Hamari dosti khatam.” To woh bola, “Yaar acha nahi karta. Chal video dekh,” aur hum dono fir se video dekhne. Our feet our nearly the same size now. I’ll try them on. If they fit me, they should be fine for you.”At the shopping centre, Mum let me choose the shoes I wanted and then asked the sales assistant to bring her a pair to try on. As I watched Mum slide the shoes on to her feet, I couldn’t wait to get them home and practise walking around the house in them.“How do they look son?”“Very sexy Mum.”“Good,” turning to the assistant, “We’ll take them.”And I walked out of the shop carrying my first pair. Raat ko pad raha tha.Subah utha to dekha Rajesh unlce humare ghar aaye huye aur tea pi rahe he. Phir unhone mere samne mummy ka ph no. Manga bola ki koi jaruat ho to bata dena.Mummy ne kaha nahi aap taklif mat karo. Mene uncle ke janeke baad mummy se pucha ki kaisi jaruart to mummy boli woo fever ka test ke liye doctor ke pass jana tha. Mere tution ki chuti thi me ghar pe hi tha. 11 baje uncle ghar aaye aurbole bhabhjichale kya. Mummy kitchen se bahar aayi. Us waqt mummy ne pink color ki sadi. For the first day of school, I doubt anyone would try something like that, anyway.” Raymond rubbed his fingers to his chin like he was thinking of something and quickly came to a decision. “Go ahead and take one of those heavy duty t-shirts we bought. Use it as a backup that you can keep in your backpack or in your basket, whichever, but try not to wrinkle it too much.”“Son, I am positive you can handle whatever is going to be thrown at you. You’re smart enough to stay out of trouble, but I.